alkonium:

Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.

kaz-miller:


I SA W THUSI GIF ON MY DASH AND IC ANT STOP LAUGIHNGH

THE WAY HE SITS WHILE UNDER A BOX IS SO CUTE THO

kaz-miller:

I SA W THUSI GIF ON MY DASH AND IC ANT STOP LAUGIHNGH

THE WAY HE SITS WHILE UNDER A BOX IS SO CUTE THO

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

iwanttosingabouttragedy:


"A Special One?"

Has anyone tried to integrate this into their dialogue? I love his phrase that he uses in place of a swear word.

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

"A Special One?"

Has anyone tried to integrate this into their dialogue? I love his phrase that he uses in place of a swear word.

fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see

fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see

raspbeary:

girls should have long hair. i prefer girls with long hair. the hair must be very long at least 85 ft. long so that i may wrap my entire body around it several times and coat it in salive and form a cocoon from which i will emerge victorious and claim my throne as the moth king


Nick: Or, they’re gonna line us up against the wall and shoot us.

Nick: Or, they’re gonna line us up against the wall and shoot us.